Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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