I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
