Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just high enough for therapy.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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