yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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