READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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