Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
last night I used snow as a chaser
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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