He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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