His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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