why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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