if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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