It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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