If i come over, it means nothing
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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