And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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