he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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