Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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