have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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