no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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