wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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