I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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