i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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