I can't watch pbs sober anymore
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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