scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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