haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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