i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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