Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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