Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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