I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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