remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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