I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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