How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Shame - the story of my life.
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