The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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