haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You ruined the universe
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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