Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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