If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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