This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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