Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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