he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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