Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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