Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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