So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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