Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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