Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
