I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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