My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
