is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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