Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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