spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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