dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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