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(704): View more from North Carolina

it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand

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(808): View more from Hawaii

and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick

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(386): View more from Florida

smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.

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(707): View more from California

Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.

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(850): View more from Florida

When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.

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(740): View more from Ohio

It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips

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