I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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